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An Important Easter Message
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RE: An Important Easter Message
March 30, 2024 at 11:52 am
(March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising.

That's from sundown on Friday to dawn on Sunday. Three days. No shit. Three days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Three fucking days. Get it straight!

That's like those "three day" cruises...that are actually fewer than two days, i.e. fewer than 48 hours.  Friday evening at 5PM to Sunday morning at 9AM.

Lying bastards!

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An Important Easter Message

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An Important Easter Message - by The Valkyrie - March 29, 2024 at 9:09 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Fake Messiah - March 29, 2024 at 9:29 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Fireball - March 29, 2024 at 9:35 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by brewer - March 29, 2024 at 9:38 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 30, 2024 at 3:53 am
RE: An Important Easter Message - by A. Secular Human - March 30, 2024 at 11:52 am
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 30, 2024 at 12:28 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by brewer - March 30, 2024 at 6:09 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 30, 2024 at 3:54 am
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Fake Messiah - March 30, 2024 at 4:40 am
RE: An Important Easter Message - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 30, 2024 at 4:57 am
RE: An Important Easter Message - by arewethereyet - March 30, 2024 at 7:55 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Silver - March 30, 2024 at 7:58 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Angrboda - March 30, 2024 at 8:49 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Silver - March 31, 2024 at 12:09 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Nay_Sayer - March 31, 2024 at 1:40 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by A. Secular Human - April 1, 2024 at 3:49 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Fake Messiah - April 1, 2024 at 4:24 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Silver - March 31, 2024 at 1:48 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by arewethereyet - March 31, 2024 at 3:02 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 31, 2024 at 3:26 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Silver - April 1, 2024 at 4:25 pm
RE: An Important Easter Message - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 1, 2024 at 4:39 pm

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