(June 3, 2024 at 7:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: A guy goes to Scotland on a vacation, and whips out his wallet to pay for some trinket. The sound of the Velcro closure opening prompts this comment from the proprietor, "Aye, that's a real Scot's wallet! It screams when ye open it!"
"Copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny!"
- Billy Connolly
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"