Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin, and Donald Trump are all killed and go up to heaven.
They meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates and he says to them, "Since you are all politicians, and have therefore sinned, you will have to walk through the Swamp of Lies to see if you're worthy of getting into Heaven."
Since Angela Merkel is a go-getter, she decides to go first. So she walks into the swamp and, halfway through, she notices that the swamp water is halfway up to her knees.
"This is not too bad if it makes Europe a better place," she thinks.
Curious, she looks back to see how the others are doing and is shockef to see Putin about 10 metres behind her, the swamp water barely up to his knees.
"This is bullshit!" Merkel exclaims, "You're a corrupt dictator, responsible for the deaths of millions. You've invaded multiplecountries and have actively undermined many democracies!! How are you only that deep in the swamp??"
Putin smiles, "I'm riding Trump and he still hasn't noticed!"
They meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates and he says to them, "Since you are all politicians, and have therefore sinned, you will have to walk through the Swamp of Lies to see if you're worthy of getting into Heaven."
Since Angela Merkel is a go-getter, she decides to go first. So she walks into the swamp and, halfway through, she notices that the swamp water is halfway up to her knees.
"This is not too bad if it makes Europe a better place," she thinks.
Curious, she looks back to see how the others are doing and is shockef to see Putin about 10 metres behind her, the swamp water barely up to his knees.
"This is bullshit!" Merkel exclaims, "You're a corrupt dictator, responsible for the deaths of millions. You've invaded multiplecountries and have actively undermined many democracies!! How are you only that deep in the swamp??"
Putin smiles, "I'm riding Trump and he still hasn't noticed!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"