IF There Was God...

[Pat Mustard]

You're never going to not be a christian, christian.  Unless you deconvert.

Strange that it matters so much to you, to call me something that literally does not compute in my poor brain. 

It must be the Catholic influence from your former pentacostalist days, for it is the Catholics who required 'conversion' to their way of thought, and on pain of death. You still think that way, and must be having a great deal of trouble undoing all the bad information your received in your childhood.

Because I want you to at least stop lying to us, christian. A tiny smidge of respect for your fellow users of a forum would be the very minimum expected of a moral being.

Plus, I know full well it really pisses you off, otherwise you wouldn't be constructing ever more elaborate lies about your religious beliefs.