A little lad told his nursery school teaches that he’d found a dead cat.
‘How do you know it was dead?’
‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move.’
‘You did WHAT??’
‘You know - I leaned over and went “psst” and it didn’t move.’
Boru
‘How do you know it was dead?’
‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move.’
‘You did WHAT??’
‘You know - I leaned over and went “psst” and it didn’t move.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax