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[The Valkyrie]

Paddy had worked for years at the Guinness plant.

Every morning he set off to work at 7 am, and returned at 5 pm.

He was always very punctual.

So, one day, when he didn't come home on time, Mrs. Paddy became very worried.

So she called the Guinness plant and was immediately put through to the manager.

"I'm very sorry to tell you this, Mrs. Paddy, but Paddy fell into the vat of Guinness this afternoon and drowned!"

"Oh, no!" exclaimed Mrs. Paddy, "At least tell me it was quick."

"Unfortunately, no," replied the manager, "He had to get out and take a piss four times before he was finally finished."