Mick walks up to the counter and says, "I'll have a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps, please."
The woman says, "Oh, you must be Irish?"
Mick is offended, "The cheek of it! Would you assume I was Italian if I asked for pasta??"
"No, but this is a bookshop."
The woman says, "Oh, you must be Irish?"
Mick is offended, "The cheek of it! Would you assume I was Italian if I asked for pasta??"
"No, but this is a bookshop."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
