The Last Movie You Watched

[Rev. Rye]

This week, the latest fit of the Deep Hurting Project ends with Pressure Point, a film that manages to make James Bond-style espionage look boring as fuck.

• Huh. This Chilean diplomat likes Wisconsin supper clubs. Why not?
  
• Frankly, if this guy's supposed to be Chilean, then I'm Gustavo Fring.
  
• Dude is a  Chilean diplomat and he can't even pronounce his own country's name?
  
• Frankly, I have to admit: putting a bomb in a birthday cake sounds like a bit of an inefficient way of assassinating a public figure. You want a better way to kill a diplomat with a cake? Just watch Gloomy Sunday. It's also on Tubi, and even if it is about both Nazism in Hungary AND a song that's basically the Anti-Life Equation, it's probably going to still be more fun than this movie.
  
• They made a snowmobile work instantly after it had been buried in snow for fuck knows how long?
  
• So, why not just pardon the guy if you need him so fucking bad?
  
• Why is this prison break so underwhelming? Just cut some wires, tap one guard on the head, and he's out, and lying in a garbage truck.
  
• Hey, do you mind turning it down, man? Wallace Shawn and a bunch of other actors are making Vanya on 42nd Street on the other side of this theater!
  
• Vermont rednecks?   And they're dumb enough to not notice when he went behind a door? 
  
• Why is this explosives guy a cross between Jerry Lewis and a taller version of Billy Barty?
  
• And they didn't even follow through on the diplomatic handwave that makes people not care about Della being missing?
  
• We're almost two-thirds of the way into this film and we're  only just now being let in on the whole "right-wing cabal" thing? 
  
• These right-wingers actually care about things like an antiquated education system, decaying infrastructure, violence, and wealth inequality? Well, someone clearly picked the wrong horse.
  
• Okay, here's a better 1990s action movie about a man trying to stop a right-wing militia group: Arlington Road. It's not streaming at the moment, but you should be able to find it on DVD. 
  
• So, they're going to blow up the Congressional Office Building? Which one?  Because there's six of them.
  
• And the boss betrayed him? They bailed him out just to make him another patsy in a case, even though he's already been in a supposedly maximum-security prison? 
  
• Fucking Hell, he just had to remove the cluster of wires from the bomb? 
  

The Deep Hurting Project Will Return... either when suitably horrible films have been added to my streaming services or when TVTropes' So Bad It's Horrible page updates with new works that are already on streaming.