Me: I have a dear friend who is an atheist. Do atheists go to Hell?
God: Not if they’re good people, no.
Me: Hmm. What about people who don’t dim their high beams?
God: Yeah, those fuckers go straight to the boiler room of Hell.
Boru
God: Not if they’re good people, no.
Me: Hmm. What about people who don’t dim their high beams?
God: Yeah, those fuckers go straight to the boiler room of Hell.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax