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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

December 29, 2011 at 7:13 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)

(December 29, 2011 at 2:58 pm)aleialoura Wrote: What would you say?

I would say:

"Enjoy your dreams, Auntie!

End of discussion."

And never respond to any of her 'personal' messages on this subject anymore. Completely ignore them. Don't even acknowledge receiving them. Kill this subject good, right here, right now, or she will hound you for years, even decades, about it.

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