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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
This seems like a good time to post the text from my bio, adapted from something I once found on my travels around the net and presented here in a QFT sense:

Quote:I already found "God." But "God" isn't what you think it is.

"God" is a screaming child in Ethiopia whose kidneys have shut down and is about to die from starvation.

"God" is a dumpster in Vatican City where urchins, just as in every city in the world, feed on refuse; while the wealthiest and most powerful social organisation in the world decadently spends its money just a few blocks away on big hats, gold crosses and silver chalices and continuing to exploit the poorest people in the world in "God's" name.

"God" is hate, "God" is stupidity, "God" is the scum on the bottom of your shoe. "God" is not pretty and "God" does not care.

I found my "God"; then I killed it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email! - by Cyberman - December 30, 2011 at 9:19 pm

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