A drunk is staggering home from the pub one night, wanders out onto the road, and a car nearly hits him.
A horrified woman gets out and says, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry, are you alright?"
"I'm fine. Don yous worry about me!" Slurs the drunk and staggers away.
Next night, in exactly the same place, the same thing happens. Same woman, same car, same drunk.
The woman grts out of the car and asks, "Are you okay? You poor man!"
Again the drunk dismisses her concern and staggers off up the road.
Of course, the same thing happens the next night, too. Same woman, same car, same drunk, same street.
The woman jumps out of her car and says, "Oh my god, I can't believe it happened again.are you okay?:
This time the drunk looks at her and says, "What the hell do you do when I'm not here??"
A horrified woman gets out and says, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry, are you alright?"
"I'm fine. Don yous worry about me!" Slurs the drunk and staggers away.
Next night, in exactly the same place, the same thing happens. Same woman, same car, same drunk.
The woman grts out of the car and asks, "Are you okay? You poor man!"
Again the drunk dismisses her concern and staggers off up the road.
Of course, the same thing happens the next night, too. Same woman, same car, same drunk, same street.
The woman jumps out of her car and says, "Oh my god, I can't believe it happened again.are you okay?:
This time the drunk looks at her and says, "What the hell do you do when I'm not here??"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
