Donald Trump dies and goes to hell.
There, he meets Satan who says, "we're overcrowded at the moment, but you really do deserve to be here. So, we're going to make room for you, but ypu have to choose who you're going to replace."
He thrn leads Trump to three doors.
Opening the first one, they see Barrack Obama climbing a high tower, then doing a dive into a pool. He repeats this action over and over again."
"I can't do that for eternity," says Trump, "I have bone-spurs and couldn't do all that climbing."
So they open the second door. There, George Bush is breaking rocks with a sledge hammer. Every time he smashes one, another appears. Overhead, a banner reading, "mission accomplished" waves in a breeze.
"I can't do that," says Trump, "I have an old golf injury that would prevent me from breaking rocks."
So they move on to the third door.
Through it, they see Bill Clinton, naked and tied to a bed. In front of him, Monica Lewinsky is doing what she's best known for, enthusiastically.
Trump smiles, "Now this is something I can do for eternity!" He says.
"Finally!", says Satan, "Hey, Monica, you're free to go!"
There, he meets Satan who says, "we're overcrowded at the moment, but you really do deserve to be here. So, we're going to make room for you, but ypu have to choose who you're going to replace."
He thrn leads Trump to three doors.
Opening the first one, they see Barrack Obama climbing a high tower, then doing a dive into a pool. He repeats this action over and over again."
"I can't do that for eternity," says Trump, "I have bone-spurs and couldn't do all that climbing."
So they open the second door. There, George Bush is breaking rocks with a sledge hammer. Every time he smashes one, another appears. Overhead, a banner reading, "mission accomplished" waves in a breeze.
"I can't do that," says Trump, "I have an old golf injury that would prevent me from breaking rocks."
So they move on to the third door.
Through it, they see Bill Clinton, naked and tied to a bed. In front of him, Monica Lewinsky is doing what she's best known for, enthusiastically.
Trump smiles, "Now this is something I can do for eternity!" He says.
"Finally!", says Satan, "Hey, Monica, you're free to go!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"