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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

Whateverist

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

December 31, 2011 at 9:47 pm

(December 29, 2011 at 9:47 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I don't want this to happen to anyone, but what if Tebow were to get horribly injured? How would someone like my aunt explain that? God's will?

What did you have in mind? Do you already have someone who will take care of him for you? Time to sleep with the fishes Timmy baby.

This may be a little excessive as a way to get back at your aunt but hey .. what are ya gonna do?

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