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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

Minimalist Offline

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

January 2, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Quote:but surely she cared what Jesus had to say since she loves him so much, and all.

Horseshit. Their jesus is a sockpuppet. They make him say whatever the fuck they want him to say.

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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email! - by Erinome - December 29, 2011 at 2:58 pm

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email! - by Minimalist - January 2, 2012 at 2:18 pm

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