The german Federal Bureau of Eggs (yes, thats a thing) has received a request from the US government to increase eggsports to the US.*
Dear government of the USA. We all know how well developed your defense sector is and how much you have to rely on it yourself, so you cant allocate any resources to Europe in the future. Thus you will understand that Germany can not perpetually cover the failure of your egg sector. We need our eggs for ourselves.
I recommend you allocate some funds, at least 2% of your GDP, or better 5%, in order to fix your negglected egg sector asap. My suggestion are two programs:
#1 MAEGGA Make America EGGs Again
#2 DOGE Department Of Government Eggficiency.
If you dont like the german suggestions, just wait for the replay from Copenhagen. I am sure Denmark will have even more brilliant (and hilarious) suggestions for you.
* So did Sweden and Hen Denmark
Dear government of the USA. We all know how well developed your defense sector is and how much you have to rely on it yourself, so you cant allocate any resources to Europe in the future. Thus you will understand that Germany can not perpetually cover the failure of your egg sector. We need our eggs for ourselves.
I recommend you allocate some funds, at least 2% of your GDP, or better 5%, in order to fix your negglected egg sector asap. My suggestion are two programs:
#1 MAEGGA Make America EGGs Again
#2 DOGE Department Of Government Eggficiency.
If you dont like the german suggestions, just wait for the replay from Copenhagen. I am sure Denmark will have even more brilliant (and hilarious) suggestions for you.
* So did Sweden and Hen Denmark
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