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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
(January 2, 2012 at 2:52 pm)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:
(January 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I've been meaning to post an update, because I did reply. I decided to only reply with the bible verses that revj put in his suggestion about how Jesus said you're not supposed to flaunt your prayers.

That's literally all I put in the reply. I thought that anything I said probably wouldn't matter, but surely she cared what Jesus had to say since she loves him so much, and all.

Here is the reply she sent to that:

Alei's Aunt Wrote:I'm sorry, but I am afraid that we're going to have to agree to disagree on this. When Jesus said those things it was intended for a world where everyone believed in him like they did back then, not for the world we live in now, when everyone doesn't but needs to. I love you!

That's a very interesting response.
I'd love to ask her just what other parts of the bible I can pick and choose to ignore.
I KNOW! How about the WHOLE FUCKING THING?

Next time just bring a copy of the bible with you, and show that verse to your aunt. If she says "we dont have to follow that rule"

Says "I agree" and then rip that page out of the bible, ball it up and toss it on the ground.

Then flip over to the dietary laws in the old testament and ask her if she eats shell fish, or does she agree with God that its an abomination.

If she says "the new testament says other wise" then say "I agree" and rip that page out of the bible, ball it up and toss it on the ground.


You could pretty much do that all day.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email! - by reverendjeremiah - January 2, 2012 at 3:49 pm

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