Later one afternoon, a man driving down a country road gets his car stuck in a mud hole. Within a few minutes, a farmer driving a tractor comes along and says, ‘I can pull you out, mister, but I’ll have to charge you $50.’ The man figures it’ll be both faster and cheaper than calling for a tow, so he agrees.
The farmer has the car pulled in no time at all and collects his money. ‘You know, mister, yours is the tenth car I’ve pullout out of this hole just today.’
‘Good lord, ten cars? You must do all your farming at night.’
‘Nah,’ says the farmer. ‘That’s when I fill the hole with water.’
Boru
The farmer has the car pulled in no time at all and collects his money. ‘You know, mister, yours is the tenth car I’ve pullout out of this hole just today.’
‘Good lord, ten cars? You must do all your farming at night.’
‘Nah,’ says the farmer. ‘That’s when I fill the hole with water.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
