Donald Trump and Barack Obama found themselves in the same barber shop. The barbers were afraid to make any conversation for fear things would turn nasty.
When the barber who was working on Trump finished with the haircut he asked Mr. Trump if he would like some aftershave. Trump said no because his wife, Melania, would think he had been at a brothel.
The other barber finished with Mr. Obama's haircut and asked if he would like some aftershave. Barack said sure. My wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.
When the barber who was working on Trump finished with the haircut he asked Mr. Trump if he would like some aftershave. Trump said no because his wife, Melania, would think he had been at a brothel.
The other barber finished with Mr. Obama's haircut and asked if he would like some aftershave. Barack said sure. My wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.
I'm your huckleberry.