Superman 2025: Illegal alien adopted under false pretenses by American farmers finds out his real parents were criminals from an envious billionaire who uses the information to trash the illegal alien's previously stellar reputation, but the maligned alien prevails in the end, even forcing the reckless industrialist to confess his real motivations. Ancilliary characters include a jerk with bowlcut and a very reluctant heart of gold, a new father, a violent screechy woman, a plucky reporter/love interest, a clever and confident black man, and a cute dog. The latter two nearly stole the show.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
