Trump Says Ending The Ukraine War Should Get Him Into Heaven
I'm sure God will balance Trump's shattering of the Commandments, pathological lying, profaning the Bible by hawking his own version of it at 100 beans a copy, nightmarish treatment of immigrants, and being an all-around shitbird for the past 60 years without a break, against stopping a war and grant him Eternal Bliss. God's like that, you know.
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Quote:“If I can save 7,000 people a week from being killed, I think that’s pretty– I want to try to get to heaven if possible, I’m hearing that I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole,” Trump joked. “But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons,” he added.
I'm sure God will balance Trump's shattering of the Commandments, pathological lying, profaning the Bible by hawking his own version of it at 100 beans a copy, nightmarish treatment of immigrants, and being an all-around shitbird for the past 60 years without a break, against stopping a war and grant him Eternal Bliss. God's like that, you know.
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