(August 26, 2025 at 5:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 26, 2025 at 5:02 am)arewethereyet Wrote: It's time to take grandpa's keys away from him...
Donald Trump claims 'violent' Chinese carp are 'jumping into US boats' in bizarre moment
President Donald Trump made a peculiar claim during a press conference on Monday, stating that "violent" Chinese carp were leaping into U.S. boats.
In the aftermath of signing several executive orders, Trump boasted about assisting Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, whom he mistakenly referred to as Kristi Whitmer, with a "huge favor" concerning the "China carp." According to Trump, these invasive fish had overrun the Great Lakes.
Time to outfit the National Guard with fishing trawlers and harpoons, I guess.
Boru
Surely, it's the windmills making the carp all grumpy and aggressive.
I'm your huckleberry.
