I know tennis better than anybody. Perhaps I know tennis better than everybody. Nobody knows tennis better than me. People come up to me and say sir, sir, you’re the greatest tennis player ever. People don’t know that I invented the word tennis. No one’s ever invented such a beautiful word. I played tennis with Jesus in the Garden of Elon. It’s true because I said so. I was the club champion.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
