(4 hours ago)Fake Messiah Wrote: Here is another joke from Google Gemini:
Why did Jesus never play hockey?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t Jesus play rugby? Because…
-he can’t support a hooker.
-his dad’ll fix the game.
-he’s got illegal headgear.
-he’s only got 12 men.
-his cross will get stuck in a ruck.
-his sandals have no studs.
-he’s got some open wounds.
-the Devil is the ref.
-he’s nailed to the uprights.
and so on and so forth.
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax


