If a non-American English-speaking team wins the World Cup, Donald Trump may not be present at the award ceremony. His handlers are desperate to shield his fragile ego from hearing chants like, 'He is fat, he's got piles / He is in the Epstein files' and 'Aussie boys are on a bender / Donald Trump is a sex offender'.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax


