RE: Natural Selection Seems Insufficient
August 30, 2026 at 9:48 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2026 at 9:49 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yahweh lets it look like our agency is impotent. Yahweh lets it look like the rocks aren't sentient. Because brides. This is crazy shit. My guy, it would be crazy shit even if it were true. Especially if it were true.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!


