RE: Apologetics...I'm a BIG Fan
January 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm
(This post was last modified: January 14, 2012 at 4:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Directly below the part you quoted.
-Radio Jerevan receives a question from a listener. "Is it true that cars are being given away in Red Square in Moscow."
That is correct, except for a few small errors. First, it isn't Moscow, but Leningrad. Second, it isn't Red Square, but the banks of the river Neva. Third, it isn't cars but bicycles. Fourth, they're not given away, but stolen.
I've never seen a shorter or more amusing parody of the entirety of the Bible (as it relates to factual reality) than the joke above. All the more satisfying as this was in no way intended.
-Radio Jerevan receives a question from a listener. "Is it true that cars are being given away in Red Square in Moscow."
That is correct, except for a few small errors. First, it isn't Moscow, but Leningrad. Second, it isn't Red Square, but the banks of the river Neva. Third, it isn't cars but bicycles. Fourth, they're not given away, but stolen.
I've never seen a shorter or more amusing parody of the entirety of the Bible (as it relates to factual reality) than the joke above. All the more satisfying as this was in no way intended.
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