I know you can't because you'd lose your job, but a good response to that would be:
"Hey you little prick, If creation were true, they'd pay me to teach your retarded ass all about it, instead of evolution. Seeing as how I have taken the time to educate you on the facts of the origin of species, and you still think that the world is 7,000 years old, I have no choice but to fail you for the semester. I hope you fuck a drunk bitch who's forgotten to remove her Vag Axe, and the doctors have to remove it surgically from your shriveled, embarrassed primate penis."
"Hey you little prick, If creation were true, they'd pay me to teach your retarded ass all about it, instead of evolution. Seeing as how I have taken the time to educate you on the facts of the origin of species, and you still think that the world is 7,000 years old, I have no choice but to fail you for the semester. I hope you fuck a drunk bitch who's forgotten to remove her Vag Axe, and the doctors have to remove it surgically from your shriveled, embarrassed primate penis."
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