Romney gargled my nuts so hard that he caused a vacuum in that pit of greedy lies he calls a mouth hole, sucking my big fat left leaning testicles down his gullet.
My bulbous balls were too much for his for his esophagus to handle, causing him to retch them up through his nostrils and out of his nose holes.
It was quite a predicament. I had to think of something to get out of that awkward, bipartisan situation.
Immediately I had a revelation!
"Since Ive got your attention Mitt" I said in familiar form to the nut gargling Romney; "We might as well discuss rasing the taxes on the upper 1%"
To say that Mitt put up a strugle for freedom from my salt soaked sack would be an understatement. Verily he rocked back and forth as if he were that possessed girl from the exorcist.
"Did I mention I support gay marriage?"
With that said, Mitt the git heaved as if his very ill gotten bank accounts existence depended upon such a movement. He spat my spunk sack out as if it were a proposal for universal healthcare and ran off flailing his arme in the air, disapearing into the horizon.
I look back fondly now on the intimate time me and Mitt shared together.
The closest I ever came to a right winger.
My bulbous balls were too much for his for his esophagus to handle, causing him to retch them up through his nostrils and out of his nose holes.
It was quite a predicament. I had to think of something to get out of that awkward, bipartisan situation.
Immediately I had a revelation!
"Since Ive got your attention Mitt" I said in familiar form to the nut gargling Romney; "We might as well discuss rasing the taxes on the upper 1%"
To say that Mitt put up a strugle for freedom from my salt soaked sack would be an understatement. Verily he rocked back and forth as if he were that possessed girl from the exorcist.
"Did I mention I support gay marriage?"
With that said, Mitt the git heaved as if his very ill gotten bank accounts existence depended upon such a movement. He spat my spunk sack out as if it were a proposal for universal healthcare and ran off flailing his arme in the air, disapearing into the horizon.
I look back fondly now on the intimate time me and Mitt shared together.
The closest I ever came to a right winger.
