Welcome aboard, new blood. I'm curious (and I use that word quite wrongly) how you're going to convert anyone here without flouting the no-preaching rule. Still, "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" as the Bard once said.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'