RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2012 at 7:39 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
I have never received a Valentine card,but I've sent a few,and a fat lot of good it did me...
I once made the mistake of asking a girl at work;
"What did your boyfriend give you for Valentine's Day?"
Her response: "Semen" ( I swear that is true)
Not a mistake one makes twice.
Well, I certainly hope so,after all that effort
Yair,youse is worth your weight in cocky shit,fair dinkum.
Aussie definition of foreplay: An elbow in the ribs followed by "you awake?"
New Zealand; shearing.
I once made the mistake of asking a girl at work;
"What did your boyfriend give you for Valentine's Day?"
Her response: "Semen" ( I swear that is true)
Not a mistake one makes twice.
(February 9, 2012 at 7:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I bought lobster tails today to make her favorite dinner.
Am I fucking romantic or what?
Well, I certainly hope so,after all that effort
Yair,youse is worth your weight in cocky shit,fair dinkum.
Aussie definition of foreplay: An elbow in the ribs followed by "you awake?"
New Zealand; shearing.
