And NOW...something Vitally important!!

[Whateverist]

Aussie definition of foreplay: An elbow in the ribs followed by "you awake?"

You smooth devil, you. I'm totally stealing this line.

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"Garden writing is often very tame, a real waste when you think how opinionated, inquisitive, irreverent and lascivious gardeners themselves tend to be. Nobody talks much about the muscular limbs, dark, swollen buds, strip-tease trees and unholy beauty that have made us all slaves of the Goddess Flora." ~Ketzel Levine

Oh I get mad garden cravings too. On garden websites my 'handle' is serialplantfetishist. I want em all. Some forms of lust are never fully sated.

Here are a couple of flowers to excite my queen's eye:


Dracunculus vulgaris redux. by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr


Ring those bells in the morning by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

And here is a counterpart with my hand for a comparison:


Size comparison. by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

Wait, you should also get a rose:


'The Prince', a rose with a black hole at its center. by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

How about some earrings to go with that?


Agapetes 'Ludgvan Cross' by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

I'm not really much of a romantic where Valentines day is concerned but I can always get fired up to talk about plants and flowers.