Evidence that God exists

[Dotard]

Well, it could be the noodly appendage the FSM wee-wee's out of.

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Here's one:

1: God is by definition eternal - i.e. he could not come into existence or leave existence, since he is not a contingent being.

2: If God exists, his existence is necessary.......... (snip)

Seems this only works if one presupposes your version of God exists.

Wow.

1: Eternal Grumlins are by definition eternal - i.e.they could not come into existence or leave existence, since they are not contingent beings.

2: If Eternal Grumlins exists, they're existence is necessary.................