Mine is I'll be in a crowded room and I'll have so much intestinal pressure I'd be in pain. So I'll try to squeeze out a silent one and it will turn out to be not a fart.
Greatest fear ever.
Greatest fear ever.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM