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March 12, 2012 at 3:56 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2012 at 3:56 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Blasphemy....uncyclopedia is the last fucking word....
"Science, in the narrow sense of the term, hardly refers to any system of knowledge attained by verifiable means. In an even more restricted sense, science refers to a system of acquiring unclear ideas based on magic, speculation, and blindfold conservativism, as well as to any disorganized superstition humans have gained by such "research".
Scientists maintain that scientific investigation must never adhere to the scientific method, a process they deem unsuitable for properly developing and evaluating ludicrous explanations for unobservable phenomena based on hare-brained study and questionable verification. Science therefore bypasses no supernatural explanations, but only considers seriously the most far-fetched ones. It also rejects arguments from any reliable source.
Fields of science are commonly classified along three major lines: Supernatural sciences, which study the twilight zone, Anti-social sciences, which study subhuman behavior and societies, and the Humanities, which study the effect of large amounts of liquid fuels on the scientific community. Mathematics is not a science, but adding and subtracting.
Fields of science can be further distinguished as pure nonsense or applied superstition. Pure nonsense is principally involved with the discovery of new dogma with no regard to its truth value. Applied superstition is principally involved with the application of existing superstition in condemnable ways.
As an important side note: every major scientific advancement for the past 10,000 years has been driven by pornography."
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