I've no idea who or what /b/ is but that has always been my favourite summaries. If only the full version could be so straightforward; history might very well have been rather more pleasant.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'