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Which is more magical?

Poll: Which is most magical?
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Boobs
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Jesus
10.53%
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Which is more magical?
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Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 10:27 pm
Boobs or Jesus?
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 10:29 pm
Boobs. Always boobs.

*Kay gets distracted by her own luscious D-cups*
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 10:47 pm
Boobs, of course.

They hypnotise guys, and many women. They have interesting usages - like pillows - and they cause earthquakes. Plus they're good to look at - even for us straight women.

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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 11:06 pm
There have been many times when a pair of boobs have made me exclaim "Jesus!"

Then again, some people would describe Jesus as "a boob!"

So maybe it's a wash. On the other hand, I've never had the urge to motorboat Jesus.
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm
Boobies. But I'm an A-cup kinda guy. #IBTC
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 11:14 pm
(March 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm)c172 Wrote: Boobies. But I'm an A-cup kinda guy. #IBTC
You can have those mosquito bites. I want a handful of jiggly joy.
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 11:25 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2014 at 11:26 pm by Cinjin.)
Hmmmmmm ....... I think we've all seen some tits that were so far from magical you could call them downright disgusting.

Yeah, I like boobs, but I could never say that boobs universally are magical, and lets face it - Jesus may be a total myth, but even fictional characters who come back from the dead, walk on water and float into heaven have to be considered magical. Otherwise, what is Harry Potter?

I think as the question is currently posed, I have to say jesus (just as fictional as Potter) has to be considered the more magical.Undecided
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 11:29 pm
The clear answer is Jesus boobs.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Which is more magical?
March 12, 2014 at 11:33 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2014 at 11:33 pm by Kayenneh.)
(March 12, 2014 at 11:14 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: You can have those mosquito bites. I want a handful of jiggly joy.

Any shape and size for me! Sleepy
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Which is more magical?
March 13, 2014 at 1:19 am
Boobs, obviously. They have the power to turn me into a quivering jelly, and - partially - to stone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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