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RE: Noah's Ark

March 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm

(March 16, 2012 at 8:01 am)Mosrhun Wrote:
(March 16, 2012 at 7:58 am)average Wrote: Noah and his wife where the only two people to survive the floods....where did their descendants come from then?
Same with Adam and Eve. They had two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain slew Abel and went off to marry. Who did he marry?

More importantly, how do two people clean up millions of piles of shit a day?

Easy. They put it in their fucking bible!

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