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The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 5:42 pm
Okay...... Noah had a boat.... a really big boat... and supposedly him and his family survived now on the hand....
Don't you think other had boats so during this supposed world wide shit storm other boat owners are like well i'm glad i have boat.
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 6:34 pm
Not in the middle of the Judaean desert.
Can you imagine how many of Noah's stupid neighbors walked by and said " Whoa, man. What the fuck is THAT?"
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 7:05 pm
(April 1, 2017 at 6:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Not in the middle of the Judaean desert.
Can you imagine how many of Noah's stupid neighbors walked by and said " Whoa, man. What the fuck is THAT?"
The sort of detail that's like lipstick on a pig. Kosher pig, of course.
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 7:09 pm
. . . I'm still trying to figure out how the panda bears were able to drag enough bamboo along for them to eat for a year . . .
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 7:20 pm
There are a lot of problems. The best explanation they have is magic, though if you used that, then people writing other books can just say magic for their god stories too.
And yeah, apparently it had never rained before, ever, so no one knew what a lake, river, or ocean was. Nothing to float something on, so no boats.
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 7:22 pm
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(April 1, 2017 at 5:42 pm)dyresand Wrote: Okay...... Noah had a boat.... a really big boat... and supposedly him and his family survived now on the hand....
Don't you think other had boats so during this supposed world wide shit storm other boat owners are like well i'm glad i have boat.
There is so much wrong with that horrible story. Morally alone the act of genocide is vile. If one is to say you are all loving, if you had a problem with your children, and you are all powerful, considering their "poof" logic would claim all this started in a blink of an eye. So as an all powerful god and all loving god you couldn't find a less painful way to correct your children? No, you had to go out of your way to make sure millions if not billions drowned which would have to include innocent women children and men whose only crime was not kissing his ass and not just the others who pissed him off.
. Any ME or doctor can tell you at a scientifically biological level the hypoxia caused by filling the lungs with water denying the brain oxygen is not only painful to the lungs, but the entire body, not to mention the fear of knowing you will die from it.
But then you have the problem of how all those animals from 7 different continents got to that one place with all those huge oceans. "poof" is all the creationist has. Then they don't take into account even with aquatic life, because they didn't know better, that there are fresh water life that would die because of salt water and vice versa.
But ok, lets pretend we are willing to let our brains fall out for a second, you are STILL left with a limited gene pool after all that, so who exactly did the family fuck to repopulate the planet if not each other?
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 7:23 pm
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(April 1, 2017 at 7:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . . I'm still trying to figure out how the panda bears were able to drag enough bamboo along for them to eat for a year . . .
They were normal bears back then. But a snake led them astray and their descendants become condemned to eat bamboo.
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 7:30 pm
(April 1, 2017 at 7:23 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (April 1, 2017 at 7:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . . I'm still trying to figure out how the panda bears were able to drag enough bamboo along for them to eat for a year . . .
They were normal bears back then. But a snake lead them astray and their descendant become condemned to eat bamboo.
The Jewish Yahweh and even the Christian Jesus were so widely popular that we have no evidence in China or India taking notice at the time of this savior of the world the bible claims to have happened. "Send a message to the word". I wouldn't hire Yahweh or Jesus to work for FED EX or UPS.
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 7:46 pm
(April 1, 2017 at 7:23 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (April 1, 2017 at 7:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: . . . I'm still trying to figure out how the panda bears were able to drag enough bamboo along for them to eat for a year . . .
They were normal bears back then. But a snake lead them astray and their descendant become condemned to eat bamboo.
And they ate children who made fun of old bald fucks.
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RE: The other problems with Noahs ark
April 1, 2017 at 8:01 pm
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(April 1, 2017 at 7:20 pm)Chad32 Wrote: There are a lot of problems. The best explanation they have is magic, though if you used that, then people writing other books can just say magic for their god stories too.
I have yet to see a naturalistic rationalisation of the story that goes for three sentences before pulling the ripcord labelled "magic". I think two is the record.
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