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RE: Noah's Ark

March 16, 2012 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: March 16, 2012 at 6:23 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)

Quote:I thought it was Noah and his family

Indeed.However,what the bible does NOT tell you is that they all died soon after the flood.

What actually happened was Noah sent the lot of them up to the top of Mt Ararat with wheelbarrows to collect some of the thousands of tonnes of guano,elephant shit,unicorn shit,etc etc. Very dark in the bilges,so one of the men lit a lamp and discovered methane. This also explains why the Ark has never been found

.Noah went on liviing alone,for hundreds of years,going quite mad. If it hadn't been for his harem of female orangutans and goats he would have died of boredom.

Makes perfect sense to me.I challenge,any theist to prove my account is wrong. Angel Cloud

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