Noah's Ark

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You all take too literally the story of Noah and his sons.

Hey, moron, WE don't take the story literally at all. But there are some of your fellow travelers who insist the world was covered up to the top of Mt. Everest because a mistranslation in your fucking bible says so.

WE already understand that jews living much later borrowed a river flood story from Mesopotamia, filled it full of moralistic horseshit and put it out as their own.

You tell that to your fellow xtian pals.

Have fun.