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Noah's Ark

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RE: Noah's Ark

March 18, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Quote:then you miss the whole point of the story.

There is no point to the story.

Just some worthless moralizing from a bunch of 3d century priests trying to scare a bunch of fucking goat herders.

Amazing that there are still people who fall for it today. But then...when one looks at the relative intelligence of xtians, I guess it isn't so amazing.

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