You actually make a very good case, it has to be said. After all, the fact that so many millions of people already accept the truth probably means that we're the ones out of step. How could I have been so blind for so long? Still, the scales have fallen from my eyes now and I have seen the light, my friends. My days of carefree sinning are behind me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'