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Us atheists are just stupid.
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Us atheists are just stupid.
With the influx of theists lately coming in with their infallible logic and irrefutable arguments, I've really started to reconsider my position on God.

I feel like all of these new people are trying to tell me something, something I didn't know before. That God is REAL. I can't help but feel that we atheists have been so silly to ignore the word of god for so long. I also feel it in my heart that the almighty Lord has spoken to me (not with words ofcourse, but with that gooey warm feeling that makes me sleep like a baby at night). I mean, it all comes down to faith. Evidence is pointless when talking about God, because God requires faith! Duh!

As a wise Christian said here on these very forums:
(March 18, 2012 at 9:18 pm)Drich Wrote: Perhaps that is why He seeks only the faithful. Because the faithful Humble themselves before Him and Seek Him on His terms.
C'mon guys do you not see it? It's US that are being ignorant! It's US that are missing the point! I see it now!

As One King himself once said:
(March 18, 2012 at 11:39 am)One King Wrote: You can mock me if you want to, but God will not be mocked for long.
My mocking days are over! The Lord must be praised!

Another brilliant point by our friend Eyem4Christ showed us that we are living in a fantasy world without the Lord!
(March 17, 2012 at 5:20 pm)Eyem4Christ Wrote: If God is not there, then the universe is magic.


It's really simple my friends. Let us all forget our evil ways, and accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Saviour. We have to if we don't want to go to hell. Which is ofcourse, very, very, VERY real.
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#2
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
Oh WOW. Bless his holy name and shit! I think I'm gonna run right out to church and eat some jesus flesh and drink some savior blood. Fuck! I'm getting horny just thinking about it. Oh jesus, come into me and show me your power.

Rock on.
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#3
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
You actually make a very good case, it has to be said. After all, the fact that so many millions of people already accept the truth probably means that we're the ones out of step. How could I have been so blind for so long? Still, the scales have fallen from my eyes now and I have seen the light, my friends. My days of carefree sinning are behind me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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#5
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
If only they could produce a fact or two, eh Nappy?

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#6
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Fuck! I'd just like to see ONE fact. I wouldn't believe in gods or any other such nonsense, but it would be interesting.
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#7
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
Wow, if Napoleon, aleialoura and Stimbo have been converted, there must be something to it. I'm in, can't believe how blind I've been all these years.
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#8
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
I refuse to succumb to the will of a zombie!!!!
Cunt
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#9
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
Yeah. It turns out, all you have to do is open up your heart to jesus. He comes in, puts on a pot for tea, makes himself comfy, and before you know it, you're singing gospel songs and still ignoring most of the ten commandments. It's totally sweet! You don't even need evidence or anything. All you need is faith. It's amazing!
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RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
The best bit for me is the feeling of arrogant superiority over all you lesser mortals. It appeals to my English nature. Never mind, I'm sure you'll come to the truth one day, if you just open your hearts and close your minds.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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