(March 19, 2012 at 1:08 am)frankiej Wrote:(March 19, 2012 at 1:06 am)aleialoura Wrote: frankiej, god is a nice zombie.
Nice zombies don't exist. Totally imaginary.
So, that clears up the question of whether Jesus existed.
Satan has taken over your mind and tricked you into not loving jesus for the sweet, good-natured zombie he is. Repent now, or be cast into the pit. He loves you, frankiej. He telepathically spoke to me and told me to tell you that he has a special plan for you. All you have to do is let him eat half your face off and give a finger up for his velociraptor. He also needs four-hundred bucks, which he says you can just give to me, I'll know what to do with it. He's making you a very special, limited time offer. I suggest you take it. I'll pray that he may touch you as he's touched me. It feels warm and tingly.. you'll just love it.
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