Noah's Ark

[Zen Badger]

Again immaterial. As we are discussing the story recorded in Genesis.

Genesis in a nutshell......

Satan fucks up gods divine plan with a few well chosen words.

God then spends next six thousand years trying to fix things up

AND STILL HASN'T SUCCEEDED!!!

Well played Satan.

Very well played.

Please explain. What did satan mess up, and what has God done that did not work?

God creates gardener and general handyman(plus assistant) to maintain his garden of eden.

Says don't touch that tree there or on that day you will surely die( lie number one)

The snake(satan) talks the assistant into eating the fruit of the tree.

God throws a snit and throws them out(notice that contrary to his previous statement they do NOT die on that day) BTW what sort of threat is death to someone who has no experience of it at all?

Evil builds in the world until god decides to wipe out all life in a major extinction event because of the sins of man.

Any half competent deity would've just sent a plague to eliminate people, but not this bumbling fool.

This attempt fails so that 2500 years later(approx) he sends himself as his son in order to sacrifice himself to himself to atone for our sins because that's the way he made us in the first place.

Apparently this attempt also fails because in the 2000 years since there has been nothing but evil, strife and misery in the world( strangely enough, most of it caused by religion.)

Anything I've left out?