Tell us what instrument(s) and gear you have!

[Rev. Rye]

Well, I haven't actually used these guitars regularly, but I still have a few, and I tend to name them, and some of these names might not make a lot of sense.

Electric: Line 6 Variax (Memmo, a reference to my dementia-addled grandmother)
a no-name Les Paul copy (Pierre, the name of the late Vietnam vet i bought it off for $50)
a Yahama strat (Lubbock, after the hometown of Buddy Holly)
an SG copy I built myself from a Saga kit (Feckslayer, after Harry Potter's guitar in HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.)

Acoustic: Art and Lutherie AMi, (R.J., short for Robert Johnson)
aSamick classical (Len, after Leonard Cohen)
Martin Backpacker (Dustin, after the Graduate, because I got it for my grade school graduation.)
an off-brand 12-string (Huddie, after Leadbelly)
an old Harmony acoustic (No-name, because I couldn't think of a good one.)

Other: 2 Ukuleles
1 Banjo
1 Fiddle
1 Appalachian Dulcimer
1 Mandolin
1 barely playable "Fame" acoustic guitar that belongs to my dad.

Estimated number of Wind Instruments:
4 Harmonicas,
Infinity recorders
1 Xaphoon (Bamboo Saxophone)
1 Clarinet
1 wooden fife.

Amps: Behringer 30W
Pignose Amp
Yamaha GA-10 that came with Lubbock

Effects: Danelectro Sitar emulator
Dunlop Crybaby
Danelectro Slap echo.