Hello Truth Seekers

[omjag86]

How do you "practice atheism

I'm glad you asked Frodo, and sorry it's taken me awhile to get back to you.
I have a daily practice of meditation for at least one hour a day. Science and medicine are now revealing that meditation utilizes different areas and nueropathways of the brain than we use in a waking state, thus allowing for a greater sense of balance, relaxation,and creativity in our waking state.

However, I found meditation a very difficult and tedious practice until I discovered a nuerotechnology called "The Holosync Solution" which I have been using for the last four and a half years. Holosync, using binary sound beats and sine sound waves, puts a different sound frequency in each ear thus forcing your two hemispheres to work together to "hear" the sound in your brain. This is like a workout for your brain, literally like running on a treadmill, and as your brain drops from a waking beta state all the down through Alpha and then Theta to the dreamless, deep sleeping Delta state-the only difference being that you aren't asleep, you are sitting up with eyes closed. It takes 17 minutes for Holosync to drop you down to Delta-it takes a Buddhist monk about 20 years of practice at 6 hours a day to acheive this same depth of meditation. The benefits of this mental workout include a ever increasing resilliancy to stress, increased focus, great memory, less sleep needed, and I could go on and on and on.
You could even use Holosync while you are praying, as long as you are sitting in a relaxed state you just pop on the earphones and Hail Mary your way into a very deep state of consciousness. I am unable to post a link, but if are interested you could just search Holosync, and you will find it quick enough.
Peace IN
OMjag86

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Got any good jesus jokes?

For all you believers out there I have been researching Jesus for quite some time and I'm positive he's not coming back.
You see Jesus was a Nazarene, the Nazarene's were an African tribe,
Therefore Jesus was black.
And once you've been black you never go back.
Om

PS stand-up is always funnier the more you drink, if you didn't laugh try two martini's and a bongload, then read it again.