RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 10:30 am
(This post was last modified: April 9, 2012 at 10:36 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Passive aggressive.
"I love you, it's all chill dude, we can work out our differences, NOW LOVE ME BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR I'LL BURN YOU! I love you, please believe me, please believe me, I'LL BURN YOUR GODDAMNED CHILDREN YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
I dated a girl like that once. Dumped that garbage, why would I want that in an everlasting relationship with a supremely powerful cosmic being (especially one which is decidedly male, sorry Christ old buddy, I'm just not hot for the fellas at the moment..)? No thanks, I'll pass.
"I love you, it's all chill dude, we can work out our differences, NOW LOVE ME BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR I'LL BURN YOU! I love you, please believe me, please believe me, I'LL BURN YOUR GODDAMNED CHILDREN YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
I dated a girl like that once. Dumped that garbage, why would I want that in an everlasting relationship with a supremely powerful cosmic being (especially one which is decidedly male, sorry Christ old buddy, I'm just not hot for the fellas at the moment..)? No thanks, I'll pass.
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