I swear, if anything ever happens to me that could possibly result in a NDE, I'm going to claim that I got to see the glorious beer volcanoes & hang out with Joan of Arc at the stripper factory.


"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal